When
people
hear the
phrase
UNILAG
GIRLS,
some
thoughts
pop into
their mind. Some think UNILAG girls are ari-sto’s,
some think they are materialistic girls, others think
of them as chop and go, some see them as parole
girls, some see them as stranded girls (cuz dey like
entering cars hehehe). And the list continues.
But did you know that UNILAG babes have different
characteristics, depending on their hostels? Though
some of them are not true but most of them are
true.
There are 7 female hostels in UNILAG. So check out
the classification below:
Makama Girls:
M.T.H Babes and Fagunwa Chicks: It is said that to
get a Makama girl all you need are 2 hot meat pies
and a chilled bottle of fanta and she’s all yours
……..PS: make sure the meatpies are hot and the
fanta is chilled, apparently they prefer it that way.
To get a MTH and Fagunwa babe all you need is
just 200 Naira suya and they are yours, if you’re
feeling buoyant you can manage to buy them
chicken suya instead, things like that tickle their
fancy.
These three hostels are situated close to each
other inside New hall (Unilag’s ghetto) thus making
them neighbours. People say new hall girls don’t
have class (true), some say they love to party hard
(very true), some also say they are cheap (well, not
so true) but we all know they ain’t classy.
Every time I go to visit someone (Girls) in new hall
I’m always ashamed or scared, I’m always scared
cuz new hall boys might rob me and beat the crap
outa me and I’m also ashamed that some new hall
girls might obtain me and share the money amongst
themselves to buy suya.
Most 100 level girls stay in these 3 halls thus
making them jobless, they never stay inside their
hostels so it’s not unusual if you see them roaming
around new hall looking for boys to buy them food
and other edible trinket, for now let’s call them
Ghetto Girls or Suya Girls.
Moremi Girls:
Also known as chicken and chips babes, to get an
audience with a moremi babe you must submit a
plate of chicken and chips and the she’ll listen to
you. It doesn’t necessarily mean that they will
answer you it just simply means they’ll give u an
audience. They prefer older men with cars and they
date guys with money and mostly club boys, but we
have some good girls (nerds) amongst them. Let’s
call Moremi girls Chicken and Chips Girls.
Honours Girls:
Australia is a county where people know about but
nobody visits, that’s exactly how honours hall is.
It’s situated in a bushy swamp in the middle of
nowhere so they barely get visitors. Most times I go
there I see men with cars toasting those small girls,
honours girls are boring girls with no event in their
life so let’s call them Village girls or Bush Girls. And
yeah Honours hall week are the best female hall
week in UNILAG, yes I said it.
Amina Girls:
I’m pretty sure you have heard about aristo and
runs girls in UNILAG, well 70% of the aristo and
runs girl stay in amina hall, they are situated at the
gate area so when the big alhaji’s and chiefs come
to pick up girls the quickly branch at amina
negotiate the price *coughs 50k* and they carry
the girl outside school.
There was one time I was walking around amina
hall in the night and I mistook it for a brothel, not
that I know what a brothel looks like. Let’s call
amina girls ARISTOcrats, ah yes, Amina hall has
one mad kissing spot outside it just right in front of
the Queen Amina statue.
That’s where you’ll find the broke boys without
rides kissing their babes, it’s always a pleasant
sight to watch.
Kofo hall:
Also known for its Aristocracy it’s just there and
random, pardon my English but they have the
deadest hall week. Even if I was paid to go to their
hall week I won’t go, you can NEVER catch me
going to look for a girl in kofo. I’ve asked many
guys what they know Kofo girls for and their replies
are either “I’ve never done a Kofo girl before” or
“Abeg where is Kofo Hall’ and “I don’t know”.
The reason Kofo hall is dead is cuz most girls in
faculty of education stay there and as we all know
girls in faculty of education are dead, no offence but
we all know its true. I don’t know what to classify
them under, but I know they don’t know how to
throw a party.
These classifications are according to Jaja and
Mariere boys, the gentlemen of Unilag and we are
authorities on issues like this. If you’re the type of
guy that double dates please don’t go to new hall
and be cheating on them with another new hall girl
cuz gist spreads there.
Find a girlfriend in Honours and another side chick
in newhall, the probability of them meeting are very
slim. If you have money and you know you’re ready
to spend then you should date a moremi girl, they
are classy and poise women who like the good
things of life and also enjoy being spoiled silly.
Amina girls are not owned by Unilag boys, they
belong to our oga’s at the top aka Alhaji’s and
Chiefs. I have no idea who kofo girls belong to.
All in all we love Unilag girls, especially Moremi
babes.
This post was written by Leavestory
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